King Fred

Figglehorn (Ferdinand Bagel Frederick Figglehorn; born 18 December 2002) has been King of Gelatonia since 18 November 2021. He ascended to the throne following Drama the Dreaded’s deposition and eventual execution.

Fred Figglehorn was born on 18 December 2002 in Columbus, Nebraska to Hilda Gelatin and Ferguson Figglehorn. His mother, the oldest legitimate child of King Opero IV, was forced to flee her home country after her father had threatened to execute her and eventually found a career as an exotic dancer. She had been married to his father, a struggling rock musician for under a year at the time of his birth.