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(This story starts in the WHYY Studios, where Howdy and Mayor Bluster are sitting on a couch, waiting for Dr. PBS.)

Howdy: We’ve been sitting here for over a week! I’m getting impatient.

Mayor Bluster: If I was waiting for a day, you’d be the last person I’d want to be stuck with.

Howdy: When should we get up?

Mayor Bluster: Don’t know, don’t care! Anyways, who is the best Steve since me, Pickle Me?

Howdy: Steve from Blue’s Clues and Steve Urkel.

Mayor Bluster: Did I do that?

Voice: (offscreen) FEET!

Howdy: Oh gee-whiz, it’s Dan Schneider. We better hide before he finds us.

Mayor Bluster: Don’t you mean “oh shit”? The fifties ended sixty years ago! But...

(The two run away to hide. However, instead of running, Mayor Bluster transforms into a black silhouette of Steve Urkel.)

Dan: I’m producing a Franny's Feet reboot and I’m looking for people with huge feet.

(Pippi Longstocking appears.)

Pippi Longstocking: I can help, but you need to help Dr. PBS, as he's working on a Howdy Doody reboot.

Dan: Alright, fine.

(Dr. PBS appears.)

Dr. PBS: Did somebody say my name?

Pippi Longstocking: Of course, I did,

Dr. PBS: Alright. Where’s Howdy and Mayor Bluster?

Howdy: I’m right here.

Steve Urkel: (formerly Mayor Bluster) Did I do that?

Dr. PBS: Please morph back into Mayor Bluster or you will be electrocuted.

Steve Urkel: Alright.

(Steve Urkel transforms back into Mayor Bluster.)

Howdy: A Howdy Doody reboot sounds swell!

Mayor Bluster: Of course if I starred in it, it would be better.

Dan: Let’s celebrate!